Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Dust... Revisited

First, I'd like to offer my obligatory apologies for not posting in such a long time.

Yeah, yeah, I'll try to do better... blah, blah blah.

Truth is, I've been busy. Gimme a break, will ya?

Anyhow, a few blog entries back (like in January) I queried, "Which came first? The Army or the Dust?"

The answer, it would seem, is definitely the DUST. And, I have found the origin of ALL dust on the planet.

IRAQ.

Yes, that's right. This clean-air forsaken republic is certainly the source and origin of all dust that appears on your coffee tables and in your attics.

Why just yesterday, we suffered through a HUGE dust storm that left the ground (and any other surface) absolutely covered by the dreaded grayish-brown powder. And no, this wasn't a three or four hour storm that gave way to blue skies and chirping birds. This monstrosity is JUST getting started!

So, I have yet another day of lung-clogging goodness to look forward too.

Joy.

And with that, I leave you all with these departing thoughts:

1. If this country is supposedly the site for the Garden of Eden, then I understand fully why Adam and Eve ate the apple.

2. Dust. It's what's for dinner!

Take care y'all.

-JGH

1 comments:

Booya said...

So it's just like Texas?